Compaq Presario Celeron 500Mhz with 64MB memory (refurbished):
And a CRT monitor weighing as much as did.My first computer I bought which was during the peak of babyrina's popularity.
The computer was working great until it stopped working a few months and 5 GB worth of pictures and videos of nature's beauty  later. And as a student who depended solely on monthly allowance, which was never enough by the way, sending the computer for repair was a luxury I couldn't afford. Couldn't bear watching it just   sitting there rotting, I stepped up, learned everything there was to know about computers and I've been the 'expert' since. I just need to shut it when the real computer expert, i.e Nash (not the singer), Hongkuda is around.

Informatics (IT's cousin from its mother's side).
was my major. I always knew that I'd never make it into business school. Having to repeat a basic 1 credit hour accounting course for the second time was already a sign that I wasn't cut out to be a proud owner of a business degree but I continued taking business courses hoping for a miracle to happen, or some sort of computer glitch that would put my name on the list. Three years and that didn't happen, seb baik informatics nak amik aku.
Informatics is the science of information, the practice... (more definition here). But in my own stupid words:
"Informatics nih mcm IT aaa, ke mcm computer science. Lebih kurang aaa tuh. Belajar banyak benda, tapi mostly basic stuff, u r not gonna be an expert on any of the stuff taught  but good enough you can be somebody around those who use their 20k laptops just to update their status on Facebook..
Hmm, Walaupun building dia buruk, tapi students, lecturers sume warm and friendly, tak mcm bebudak kat business school, stuck up nak mampus, heheh (not you of course)....
Most importantly, ko boleh transfer sume credit, so takde la rugi 10 taun ko kat u tak grad grad...."

Construction
How I got into the industry was merely coincidental (accidental?unfortunate?the company's bad luck?). The boss was desperate for some guy with some sort of IT background, and I was desperate to get out of being a "sales and marketing executive", as i'd found it almost impossible to plan and strategize the best marketing effort while knocking on office doors trying to sell prepaid phone cards.
A couple of years in, the only accomplishment that I can be proud of is knowing a big shot in the construction authority, who is now good looking, talented and knows what he wants, Waja for Waja, even though Proton will launch a Waja Replacement Model early next year, resembling Mitsubishi Lancer, i heard. Transfer 25% gaji kau kat aku every month bai.

Awang
is high on life. No syringe, no pills, nothing like that. Just old-fashioned get together with close friends, laughing uncontrollably at each other's jokes,which are actually not that funny except for my jokes which are hilarious that they shit their pants everytime I come up with something, literally. It's all good except when the laughing stops, the reality kicks in, at which point we ahve to acknowledge  that we are just a bunch of lonely guys desperate for any kind of attention with one of us is contemplating to come out of the closet, which we are all against as no gay fucks in their right mind would want to fuck him in the ass.

A
It takes two people to fly a kite, one to hold the string and the other ready to throw the kite up in the air. Coordination is the key. Pull the string too soon, you will break it, or get your palm burn. Release the kite when the other is busy lighting his cigarrette, the kite will end up on the ground, and you will have to say out loud, "Babi takde angin sial", but looking at your blushing face, people can tell you are just a city girl who has no clue.
Yes, you can still fly a kite by yourself, just be ready to run like crazy, and careful not to trip on something when you do. Or, take it to one of the beaches there, when u r not playing that sport? that u love , of course. The strong ocean wind will do great, the kite will be set on auto cruise in no time with little to no effort on your part. You dont have to but you can pull it lightly when it gets boring, and trust me it will. And it's ok to admire all the other fancy kites flying freely around yours, but dont get too close as you dont want to get tangled with serious problem later. Keep it casual and have fun.


Dah aaa... Blah.